As anyone who knows me intimately(none of you) knows, I am disgusted by the amount of formulaic pun-filled smut in the media. I have voiced this outrage though my poetry, but it is all talk and no action. Therefore, I have now decided that the only way to end the repetative cycle of over-used plots and weak subtexts is to become one with it. Thats right. I have started a webcomic, hosted by my good friend Greg, which is obvious and mundane enough to turn away even the most hardened FOX Ceo.
I will suck the very soul from every sydicated soap opera. I will drain the last drop of blood from every americanized anime. I will syphon the redundant essence from every poorly scripted show, movie, book, and story in existance as i use each and every plot hole, transition gap, and tiresome moral I can think of. The worst part of it is that it will be better than any of those other stories. If God is with me, I will show the world just what kind of shit the networks are force feeding to our tortured brains. Wish me luck.

oh, and check out the rest of Greg's pages. He's a frekin genius with html. But don't get your hopes up about Hippie Land, it doesn't actually have anything to do with hippies.






the link is at my userpage. you'd be able to figure that out if you hadn't watched Desperate Housewives.